we were in london!!!
can you believe it folks? a whole year has gone by. wow. i decided to celebrate this nice anniversary by writing a little story. but i wrote it differently to make it a little more fun [and more bareable for the ADD]. i was able to tell this fine story through the pictures [and dates of the pictures] that i took, so bear with me. (so . . . bear with me means "have patience," however, BARE with me would be an invitation to undress.) i took some really weird photos, and i decided to add in some necessary commentary in brackets throughout. who needs capitalization?

if you went to london, you might understand my innuendos.


[this is NOT art, this is NOT poetry. written clearly for the fun of reliving the london-experience. enjoy. ]


we packed our bags.
we drove to school.
we waved goodbye.
we got on the bus.
we rode to the airport.
we checked our bags.
we sat.
we waited.
[we designed bathrooms.]
[we had secret tunnels.]
we boarded the plane.
we flew.
we flew.
we flew.
we flew.
we flew.
we [crashed] landed.
we arrived in Amsterdam.
we took off in another plane.
we arrived in london.
we lost our luggage.
we waited.
we waited.
we waited.
we waited.
we waited.
we got on another bus.
we went to our hotel.
we were time lagged.
we went to our rooms.
we separated for lunch.
[we FCUKed.]
we ate dinner.
we got on the tube.
we minded the gap.
we saw big ben.
we walked the streets.
we were MUCHO tired.
we had no running water.
we were sad.
we finally slept.

we flooded the floors.
we ate breakfast.
we got on the [tour] bus.
we left the kensington.
we rode down the streets.
we took pictures like tourists.
we rode through trafalgar square.
we rode past saint paul's cathedral.
we took more pictures.
we listened to the [crazy] tour lady.
we saw the [lame] london bridge.
we crossed tower bridge.
we went to buckingham palace.
we saw the changing of the guard.
[we saw toys 'r us.]
we went to greenwich.
we found the prime meridian.
we wandered through greenwich.
wir gehten zurueck.
we ate.
we slept.

we woke up.
we ate breakfast.
we got on that tube.
we minded that gap.
we went to westminster [abbey].
we came.
we saw.
we conquered.
we stalked big ben.
we got on the tube.
we minded the gap.
we went to the museum.
we saw the rosetta stone.
we got on the tube.
we minded the gap.
we went to piccadilly circus.
we got back on the tube.
we minded the gap.
we ate.
we slept.

we greeted the lack of sun.
we ate breakfast.
we got on a bus.
we saw the [crazy] tour lady.
we traveled to Stratford.
we drove through rain.
we [ahem] fell asleep on the bus.
we [ahem] took pictures of the sleeping people.
we [ahem] woke up.
we got off [haha] at Stratford.
we went to Shakespeare's birth place.
we marched to his grave.
[we rubbed (br)ass.]
[we ate poopy fish and chips.]
we got on the bus.
we went to warrick castle.
we explored. we got bored.
we explored. we frolicked.
[we [ahem] tripped in mud.]
we got on the bus.
we traveled home.
we ate.
we went back to our rooms.
[we took a picture of my pants (o.o?)]
we partied for the NEW YEAR!!!
we slept.

we woke up.
we greeted the sun.
we ate breakfast.
we got our asses on the tube.
we minded our asses over the gap.
we went to st. paul's cathedral.
we climbed the dreadful stairs.
we saw the beautiful view.
we took pictures.
we realized that was a waste of time.
[we rolled tehya all the way to the bottom *shifty eyes*.]
we "went" to the globe.
we searched for McDonald's.
we photographed the humps for 40 yrds.
we went to tower bridge.
we went to the tower of london.
[we stole the crown jewels.]
we got on the tube.
we minded the gap.
[we took a picture of katie's foot?]
we went to piccadilly circus.
"we" played ddr with a certain conductor.
we bought shit.
we ate.
we got back on the tube.
we minded the gap.
we went to bed.

we awoke to the chirpping of birds.
we ate breakfast. we got on our uniforms.
we got out our instruments.
we assembled.
we walked to the Kensington palace.
we took our formal picture.
we got on the bus.
we were ready to march.
we waited.
we ate.
we waited.
we saw big ben strike 12.
we lined up. we marched.
we marched.
we marched, marched, marched, marched.
we back the hotel.
we planned our night.
we ate.
we got on the tube.
we minded the gap.
we went to abbey road.
we [ahem] kissed it.
we crossed it.
we conquered it.
we got back on the tube.
we minded the gap.
we went to platform nine and three-quarters.
we took pictures.
we got on the tube.
we minded the gap.
we went to our rooms.
we slept.

we woke up.
we were sad.
we waved goodbye to the hotel.
we sat on the nice couches.
we waited for the bus to take us out of our london reverie.
we got on the bus.
we went to the airport.
we flew to amsterdam.
we flew back home.
we flew back home.
we flew back home.
we flew back home.
we flew back home.
we got on the bus.
we arrived at the school.
we waved goodbye.
we realized.
we weren't in london anymore.

we went to london. I!!! had fun.



[after reading through this, i realized. when the fuck did we go to "we will rock you?" i have no pictures and i can't remember . . . haha]